Ballerina's soul

Future Ted: Kids, I’m going to tell you an incredible story, the story of how I met your mother.
Ted’s Son: Are we being punished or something?
Future Ted: No.
Ted’s Daughter: Dad, is this gonna take a while?
Future Ted: Yes. Twenty-five years ago, before I was Dad, I had this whole other life…

When I get sad, I stop beeing sad and be AWESOME instead.

You know how they say:” You cant live without love”. Well, oxygen is even more important …

If you’re dying, everyone starts to love you.

Everybody lies.